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The Thin White Line (1) |
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Taking his therapist's advice,
Brian starts helping others by doing volunteer work. Peter wins a paid vacation
at work, and the family prepares for going on a cruise. Noticing that Brian's
nose has great strength, Joe offers him a job as a police dog to search
for drugs. Brian becomes a successful drug-sniffing dog for the Quahog police
department, but along the way he gets addicted to cocaine. |
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2.
Brian Does Hollywood (2) |
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The Griffin family learns Brian
has gone to Hollywood. After trying out on Kids Say the Darndest Things,
Stewie awarded an appearance, and the Griffin get a free trip to Los Angeles.
Brian doesn't want the family to know what he's really doing in Hollywood,
and tries to cover it up. |
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3.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington |
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Peter's toy company gets bought
out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market
cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new
bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to
shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new
position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. |
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4.
One If By Clam, Two If By Sea |
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When a hurricane strikes Quohog,
everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out
by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel
Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries
to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper
English. |
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5.
And the Wiener is... |
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Peter feels jealous when he finds
out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like
buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son
hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day. Meanwhile, Meg finds
herself to be a target of abuse for the cool kids at school when she joins
the flag girl squad. |
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6.
Death Lives |
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Peter sneaks away on his and Lois'
anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by
lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter
a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date. Meanwhile,
Peter sets up a fake scavenger hunt for Lois and the kids, which takes them
all over Quahog. |
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7.
Lethal Weapons |
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Bonnie convinces Lois to join her
Tae-Jitsu class and Quahog is invaded by New York "leafers" coming
to look at the pretty colored leaves in fall. Lois quickly becomes a black-belt,
and Peter uses his new dangerous wife to drive away all the annoying New
Yorkers. However, Lois's new-found violent side finds its way into the Griffin
household, and after trying counseling, the whole family has an all-out
brawl to get it out of their system. |
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8.
The Kiss Seen Around the World |
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When Meg, due to her crush on Tom
Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television
station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner
is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news
situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss
Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it
across the world. |
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9.
Mr. Saturday Knight |
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Peter's boss comes to dinner at
the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned
into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins
his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming
a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position
with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor
in an duel with the Black Knight. |
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10.
Fish Out of Water |
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Peter, Still out of a job, and
now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After
buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan
shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win
him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature
called 'Daggermouth'. |
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11.
Emission Impossible |
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Peter goes with Lois to visit her
sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out
on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught
up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie
however, does not agree. |
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12.
To Love and Die in Dixie |
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Chris chooses a robber out of a
lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives,
the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent
to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions
the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war,
leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. |
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13.
Screwed The Pooch |
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Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts
for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues"
of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or
become "less" than he is. |
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14.
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother |
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Chris gets a new job as the water
boy for the basketball team. After being around the black players, Chris
becomes a super-cool black dude in a white person's body. Peter takes Chris
to learn about his own Irish heritage at a museum. Chris later visits a
library to look up his genealogy and is elated to discover that a black
man (Nate Griffin) was part of his family. |
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Ready, Willing, and Disabled |
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Joe gets discouraged, losing his
self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help
Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the
decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids
into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. |
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16.
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas |
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Lois loves the holiday season and
is excited about decorating the house, opening presents and introducing
Stewie to Santa Claus. Stewie, on the other hand, is completely paranoid
about this fat man in a red suit who can somehow maintain 24-hour surveillance
on all the world's children! Peter, sent to drop off one gift to Toys for
Toddlers, accidentally gives all the family's presents to the charity. |
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17.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows |
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When Brian is arrested for drunk
driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping
Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with
her insanity, that he storms out of her house. Later, Brian watches a television
documentary that reveals Pearl's past as a top advertising jingle singer
of the 1950s and 60s. |
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18.
From Method to Madness |
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When Brian expresses his interest
in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing
Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is
dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance,
throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics,
enroll him in the rising stars program. |
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19.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart |
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Peter's jealousy reaches new heights
when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to
examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping,
Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, who innocently asks her out
for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois sneaks off to meet Ross. |
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20.
Road to Europe |
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Stewie is addicted to the British
hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie,
a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie
for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England
because he thinks he belongs there. |
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21.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 |
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In a special three-story episode,
Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions: "Li'l
Griffins" The Griffins as the little rascals. Kid versions of Peter,
Joe, and Brian decide that they don't need girls. When they first meet Lois
however, they quickly abandon their anti-girl sentiment. In school, Lois
reads a book touting the virtues of bravery, and Peter and Quagmire try
to prove who's the bravest by staying in a haunted house overnight. |
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22.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein |
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The day that Peter buys volcano
insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money
problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them,
Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris
could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but
the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly
foiled by Lois. |
